90 lines
3.7 KiB
Plaintext
90 lines
3.7 KiB
Plaintext
[0000] You're not interested in climbing rocks.
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[0001] The door is open; just enter it.
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[0002] Try opening the crypt door.
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[0003] There are rocks here and there.
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[0004] Tufts of grass and weeds sprout around the old tombstones.
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[0005] The stone crypt is built into the mountainside!
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[0006] A stone crypt is built into the mountainside.
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[0007] Each tombstone has an epitaph written on it.
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[0008] An interesting statue of a lion is mounted above the crypt door.
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[0009] The crypt door is closed.
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[0010] The crypt door is open.
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[0011] The hole is empty.
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[0012] You don't see it here.
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[0013] This is a scary old cemetery! Many of the tombstones are crumbling or falling over, and the entire place is overgrown with weeds. A mountain range looms to the east, and all around a forest encroaches.
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[0014] How odd! You see a crypt door built right into the mountainside!
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[0015] You could never do that.
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[0016] You pound on the door and hear your knocks echo from within. There is no answer.
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[0017] The door is locked.
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[0018] The crypt door is already open.
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[0019] The door is closed.
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[0020] Ok.
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[0021] You place the skeleton key in the lock of the crypt door. Click. It locked! You kick the key through a crack under the door. Now no one will ever accidentally release the evils of Pandora's box into the world!
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[0022] Ok. You lock the door.
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[0023] First you need to close the door.
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[0024] The door is already locked.
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[0025] You don't have the right key to lock this door.
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[0026] You place the skeleton key in the lock of the crypt door. Slowly, you turn it. Click. It unlocked!
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[0027] You don't have the key to unlock this door.
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[0028] The door is already open.
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[0029] The door is already unlocked.
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[0030] Betty Cowden
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1650 to 1669
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Here lieth the body of Betty Cowden
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Who would live longer but she couden;
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Sorrow and grief made her decay
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When she lost her lover at sea one day.
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[0031] Whoe'er you are,
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tread softly, I entreat you,
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For if he chance to wake,
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be sure he'll eat you.
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[0032] At length, my friends, the feast of life is o'er,
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I've eat sufficient, and I'll drink no more;
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My night is come, I've spent a jovial day,
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'Tis time to part, but oh!--what is to pay?
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[0033] 1546
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Reader, here lies--but forbear
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To read more without a tear,
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One--I cannot speak the rest,
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You may weep. I'll smite my breast,
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Grief preventing, and this stone,
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Too small to be written on.
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Only this--a little boy,
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Willy--in Abram's bosom's laid.
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[0034] Rebecca Freeland
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1598
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She drank good ale, good punch and wine
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And lived to the age of 99.
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[0035] 1634 to 1672
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She done her best.
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[0036] Here lies a poor woman who was always tired,
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She lived in a house where help wasn't hired:
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Her last words on earth were: "Dear friends, I am going
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To where there's no cooking, or washing, or sewing,
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For everything there is exact to my wishes,
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For where they don't eat there's no washing of dishes,
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I'll be where loud anthems will always be ringing,
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But having no voice I'll be quit of the singing,
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Don't mourn for me now, don't mourn for me never,
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I am going to do nothing for ever and ever."
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[0037] Dentist Brown
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Stranger! Approach this spot with gravity!
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John Brown is filling his last cavity.
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[0038] Try somewhere else. The ground is too hard here.
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[0039] You don't know what to dig for...yet.
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[0040] You have nothing to dig with.
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[0041] The terrifying zombie senses your obsidian scarab. It immediately retreats and goes back to whence it came.
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[0042] To wander forever is now your fate.
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[0043] Oh, oh! You've broken your shovel!
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[0044] You dig a small hole at the little boy ghost's grave. Aha! You have uncovered a toy horse!
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[0045] You carefully dig a small hole at the sad lady ghost's grave. Yea! You have found a lovely locket!
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[0046] You dig a small hole...but don't find anything of interest.
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[0047] You bend down, pick it up, and carry it with you.
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