[0000] You're not interested in climbing rocks.
[0001] The door is open; just enter it.
[0002] Try opening the crypt door.
[0003] There are rocks here and there.
[0004] Tufts of grass and weeds sprout around the old tombstones.
[0005] The stone crypt is built into the mountainside!
[0006] A stone crypt is built into the mountainside.
[0007] Each tombstone has an epitaph written on it.
[0008] An interesting statue of a lion is mounted above the crypt door.
[0009] The crypt door is closed.
[0010] The crypt door is open.
[0011] The hole is empty.
[0012] You don't see it here.
[0013] This is a scary old cemetery! Many of the tombstones are crumbling or falling over, and the entire place is overgrown with weeds. A mountain range looms to the east, and all around a forest encroaches.
[0014] How odd! You see a crypt door built right into the mountainside!
[0015] You could never do that.
[0016] You pound on the door and hear your knocks echo from within. There is no answer.
[0017] The door is locked.
[0018] The crypt door is already open.
[0019] The door is closed.
[0020] Ok.
[0021] You place the skeleton key in the lock of the crypt door. Click. It locked! You kick the key through a crack under the door. Now no one will ever accidentally release the evils of Pandora's box into the world!
[0022] Ok. You lock the door.
[0023] First you need to close the door.
[0024] The door is already locked.
[0025] You don't have the right key to lock this door.
[0026] You place the skeleton key in the lock of the crypt door. Slowly, you turn it. Click. It unlocked!
[0027] You don't have the key to unlock this door.
[0028] The door is already open.
[0029] The door is already unlocked.
[0030] Betty Cowden
1650 to 1669

Here lieth the body of Betty Cowden
Who would live longer but she couden;
Sorrow and grief made her decay
When she lost her lover at sea one day.
[0031] Whoe'er you are,
tread softly, I entreat you,
For if he chance to wake,
be sure he'll eat you.
[0032] At length, my friends, the feast of life is o'er,
I've eat sufficient, and I'll drink no more;
My night is come, I've spent a jovial day,
'Tis time to part, but oh!--what is to pay?

[0033] 1546

Reader, here lies--but forbear
To read more without a tear,
One--I cannot speak the rest,
You may weep. I'll smite my breast,
Grief preventing, and this stone,
Too small to be written on.
Only this--a little boy,
Willy--in Abram's bosom's laid.

[0034] Rebecca Freeland
1598

She drank good ale, good punch and wine
And lived to the age of 99.
[0035] 1634 to 1672

She done her best.
[0036] Here lies a poor woman who was always tired,
She lived in a house where help wasn't hired:
Her last words on earth were: "Dear friends, I am going
To where there's no cooking, or washing, or sewing,
For everything there is exact to my wishes,
For where they don't eat there's no washing of dishes,
I'll be where loud anthems will always be ringing,
But having no voice I'll be quit of the singing,
Don't mourn for me now, don't mourn for me never,
I am going to do nothing for ever and ever."
[0037] Dentist Brown

Stranger! Approach this spot with gravity!
John Brown is filling his last cavity.
[0038] Try somewhere else. The ground is too hard here.
[0039] You don't know what to dig for...yet.
[0040] You have nothing to dig with.
[0041] The terrifying zombie senses your obsidian scarab. It immediately retreats and goes back to whence it came.
[0042] To wander forever is now your fate.
[0043] Oh, oh! You've broken your shovel!
[0044] You dig a small hole at the little boy ghost's grave. Aha! You have uncovered a toy horse!
[0045] You carefully dig a small hole at the sad lady ghost's grave. Yea! You have found a lovely locket!
[0046] You dig a small hole...but don't find anything of interest.
[0047] You bend down, pick it up, and carry it with you.
