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diff --git a/desktop/src-common/advent/screens/rooms/inside_cafeteria.clj b/desktop/src-common/advent/screens/rooms/inside_cafeteria.clj
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--- a/desktop/src-common/advent/screens/rooms/inside_cafeteria.clj
+++ b/desktop/src-common/advent/screens/rooms/inside_cafeteria.clj
@@ -9,18 +9,64 @@
             [play-clj.utils :refer :all]
             [play-clj.g2d :refer :all]))
 
+(defn do-warrior-dialogue [entities]
+  (actions/talk entities :ego "Hey guys!")
+  (actions/talk entities :warriors "Hark! Good day, young esquire.")
+  (actions/present-choices entities
+                           {:choices ["Why dost thou speaketh in this manner?"
+                                      {:run #(actions/respond entities %
+                                                              :warriors "`Tis but a tradition!"
+                                                              :warriors "All knights speaketh in such a manner."
+                                                              :warriors "As my father instructedeth unto me as a mere lad: "
+                                                              :warriors "'Son, thou must speaketh in this manner.'"
+                                                              :warriors "And I asketh unto him:"
+                                                              :warriors "'But father, why musteth I speaketh in this manner?'"
+                                                              :warriors "'Yea, my son, for thou art a knight. And thou musteth speaketh in this manner.'"
+                                                              :warriors "And I toldeth unto him:"
+                                                              :warriors "'Thou art my father, and I am thy son. Therefore I will speaketh in this manner.'"
+                                                              :ego "... I think I've got the idea.")
+                                       :choices actions/previous-choices}
+                                      "Can I be a knight like you guys?"
+                                      {:run #(actions/respond entities %
+                                                              :warriors "We thinketh not, young esquire."
+                                                              :warriors "You lacketh the strength and vigor required for such a task.")
+                                       :choices ["But I'm on a quest to become a knight!"
+                                                 {:run #(actions/respond entities %
+                                                                         :warriors "Young esquire, thou art valiant in heart. "
+                                                                         :warriors "Departeth henceforth and go hitherto, unto the gym.")}
+                                                 "I challenge you to a arm wrestling match to prove my strength."
+                                                 {:run #(actions/respond entities % :warriors "[TODO] You lose.")}
+                                                 "Something else."
+                                                 {:choices actions/something-else}]
+                                       }
+                                      "Goodbye."
+                                      {:run #(actions/respond entities % :warriors "Fare thee well, and godspeed.")}]}))
+
 (defn make [screen]
-  (rooms/make :music :town-1
-              :interactions
-              {:right-dir {:box [300 0 320 120]
-                          :script (actions/get-script
-                                   entities
-                                   (actions/walk-to entities :ego [319 50])
-                                   (actions/transition-background entities :inside-castle [65 150])
-                                   (actions/walk-to entities :ego [126 80]))
-                          :cursor :right} 
-               }
-              :layers [(assoc (texture "inside-cafeteria/background.png") :x 0 :y 0 :baseline 0)]
-              :entities {}
-              :collision "inside-cafeteria/collision.png"
-              :scale-fn (utils/scaler-fn-with-baseline 110 0.10 1.50)))
+  (let [warriors-stand-sheet (texture! (texture "inside-cafeteria/warriors-stand.png") :split 66 126)
+        warriors-stand (animation 0.2 (for [i [0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 1 1 0 0 2 2 2 2 3 3 3 0 0 0 2 2 2 ]]
+                                        (aget warriors-stand-sheet 0 i)))]
+    (rooms/make :music :town-1
+                :interactions
+                {:right-dir {:box [300 0 320 120]
+                             :script (actions/get-script
+                                      entities
+                                      (actions/walk-to entities :ego [319 50])
+                                      (actions/transition-background entities :inside-castle [65 150])
+                                      (actions/walk-to entities :ego [126 80]))
+                             :cursor :right} 
+                 }
+                :layers [(assoc (texture "inside-cafeteria/background.png") :x 0 :y 0 :baseline 0)]
+                :entities {:warriors (actions/start-animation screen (assoc (animation->texture screen warriors-stand) :x 5 :y 9 :baseline 180 
+                                                                            
+                                                                            :left {:stand (utils/flip warriors-stand)
+                                                                                   :talk (utils/flip warriors-stand)}
+                                                                            :right {:stand warriors-stand
+                                                                                    :talk warriors-stand}
+                                                                            :facing :right
+                                                                            :script (actions/get-script entities
+                                                                                                        (do-warrior-dialogue entities)
+                                                                                                        ))
+                                                              :stand) }
+                :collision "inside-cafeteria/collision.png"
+                :scale-fn (utils/scaler-fn-with-baseline 110 0.10 1.50))))